Yuni

posted November 27th, 2011, 5:52 pm


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November 27th, 2011, 6:07 pm

brella

Yuni

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Demon: Unicorn
Race: Holy Beast
Alignment: Neutral
Age: 26
Height: 6'1''
Likes: Tapping ass, caviar, lots of free running
Dislikes: Younger kids, other unicorn, untrimmed nose hair, plasma-ing, Brella's bony ass

"A legendary white horse with a single spiral horn. It can only be tamed by a pure maiden. Its horn supposedly has miraculous healing capabilities."

HISTORY
Always a misfit out of the bunch, Yuni never believed in the stereotypes that came with being a unicorn. Mother and father were ashamed of him; kicked him out of the forest. He often bullied other unicorn and mystical horses, and would throw them into populated cities so that they would be killed for their blood/horns. Most other unicorn attribute him to the near extinction of their species.

Eventually in the midst of chasing female demon asses and cussing at everything in life, he was caught peeing on the Shibuya Quartz tablet and was bound to a life of servitude where he must obey humans and be the one getting 'rode on.' Still, he has some strong legs.

PERSONALITY
Rude, insensitive, angry.
Hates maidens and bites their skirts. Hates doing work and dislikes getting rode on (will try to throw off anyone who wants to ride him). Never finished learning how to heal and that sort of crap they learn in The Prestigious Unicorn Academy for Gifted Unicorns. Despises other unicorns for letting humans ride on them. On occasion he will kiss up to those that can probably kill him like the giant Unicorn of Nakano, who he calls "Brother."

He says he still retains the finer aspects of being a unicorn, such as having superior blood and a refined taste of caviar and goose liver. As such he will order anyone within distance to fetch him the finest wine and kobe beef (the taste isn't that great for him, but he has to keep up the front).

RELATIONSHIPS
Maka - Bound to the same summoner as Maka, who he calls "shithead" in reference to her scroll. Kicks her off cliffs.
Inukun - Often have fights with him and thinks of him as a stupid punk. Calls him "periodhead."
Meatball - Pretty cool dude. Rolls and doesn't give a shit.

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November 27th, 2011, 6:14 pm

Syotits

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Who is this ugly fucker.

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November 27th, 2011, 6:15 pm

vio.

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lmao Yuni is a big obnoxious kissass and I love it it's perfect. (Spoilers: Yuni gets no ass)

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November 28th, 2011, 12:23 am

fuckass

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PRETTY COOL DOOD. PEES AND DOESNT GIVE A SHIT

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November 28th, 2011, 12:58 pm

Shiva

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I LIKE THIS BOY /TUGS AT HIS HAIR

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November 28th, 2011, 4:59 pm

scarfu

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BOY YOU GOT SOME SHIT IN UR HAIR YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IN THE GROUND MAN IT COULD BE LIKE POOP OR OTHER NASTY THINGS LIKE BUGS.........

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