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posted November 27th, 2011, 12:33 pm


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November 27th, 2011, 12:36 pm

fuckass

it's a wanderer nozuchi

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Name: ????, nicknamed Meatball so just sticks with it w/e
Demon: Wanderer Nozuchi
Race: Dragon King
Alignment: Neutral
Age: 12 1/2
Height: 5'3"/160cm
Likes: grass, planned exploration trips, pretending to be some big adventurer shit, HYGIENE
Dislikes: dirty motherfuckers, being alone, being with people, mixed signals

HISTORY:
Lived with big fam; second oldest child but big bro had already left years ago for ~ADVENTURANG~. Rolled around in hills and nonliteral shit. Life was really fun and yada; friends and fam urrwhere. Wandered off with another group of Nozus at age 12 as part of clan's "coming of age" exploration tradition thing. Ended up getting seperated because too spontaneously excited by new stuff, got scared, got attacked, got contracted, yadax2.

WTF IS A PERSONALITY:
A self-conscious hypocrite who hates mixed signals but is king of telling you to gtfo when he/she wants you to stay. Justifies everything with "I don't need it". Don't need hugs. Doesn't care if what pronoun people use, but doesn't like it when people try to determine the gender. Whatever man, gon grow up to be Dragon King status anyway.

Makes really dramatic situations up in head for expectations/daydreams.
Ex: GOAL-> ask knifebird for advice
EXPECTATIONS-> dawn...has heavily trekked across forevers of land yet feet still sturdy and unfaltering in their strong steps...approaches magnificent wooden templehutthing...silence...BURST THROUGH THE DOOR DRAMATICALLY DOOR OPENS REVEALS A MEDITATING KNIFEBIRD..."SENSEI."..."My child. You have come."...DRAMATICALLY DROP TO KNEES..."I request...YOUR ASSISTANCE."...slowly knifebird eyes open, calm...ETC
IRL-> "H,Hey can you teach m-- HAHAHA NVM ROLLING IS THE BEST GTFO!!!;;;; /roll away"

Seems stubborn and a loudmouth subpar shit-talker, but is pretty passive past the whiny argumental outbursts. Only way know how to talk to someone else without feeling awkward/self-conscious for being nice. "What if they don't like me and I'm being annoying?;;;"-> OH HAHA YEAH LETS GET RID OF THAT PROBLEM BY BEING MEAN AND ANNOYING at least if they do think that then it wont be because you were being nice. Feels pretty damn awkward when not acting like an uncaring self-centered douche of a child.

Scared of being alone but hey man, who needs other douchebags dragging you down when you gotta toughen up so you can escape this joint and get back to yo momma?

Rolls around and examines little things like grass blades and bugs a lot. Nothing better to do, despite claiming otherwise.

RELATIONSHIPS:
What are those? Hahahaha the Dragon King is not related to any of these dipshits. ...Awkwardly isolates self too much to anyway.
(Knifebird - IN: believes he knows all. Mighty teacher, teach me the ways of being a tough guy. You so coo. OUT: tries to ask for advi-- NO WAIT MY WAY IS THE BEST WAY...

Garmy - IN: sob mommy /cherish dem nibbles and nuzzles 5ever. OUT: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SLOBBER

Yuni - IN: WHAT A DOUCHEBAG can he take me under his wing and teach me to fulltime jackass like a big bro. OUT: WHO?

Gaminny - IN: She sassy and bold enough to say what she thinks and is pretty cool like unicorn!! But she...she thinks I'm gross and needs to shave??????? WHERE DO I EVEN SHAVE;;; O,Okay she seems to like chasing her tail so I'll help he-- OH OK SHE DOESNT LIKE THAT. OUT: ò▭ó I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS W/E

tbc idk more later)

w/e motherdicks

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November 27th, 2011, 12:48 pm

fuckass

small infos

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AM I A GUY OR GIRL???
WHO KNOWS WHO CARES
WHY DOES IT MATTER ANYWAY IT'S NOT LIKE I'M INTERESTED IN BEING YOUR TURDWHORE!!

I might be smaller than the average demonthing or whatever shit now but I'm going to grow up to be one HUNK OF A DRAGON KING so WATCH OUT. E'A'E
I don't need your slobbery nibbles and I'm not a big baby so go FART IN A HOLE.
If I say hi to you it's only because I think you're lonely and pity your dumb rumps...!!
If...If I get your name wrong, well then it's not because I'm bad at remembering names but it's because I've decreed that it's your new name so suck it up!!;;
That's all so yeah stop wasting my time...! ò▭ó;; I have a lot of important stuff to do!!
Like rolling...

Also I have a pretty cool older brother who is a big faggot.

(https://twitter.com/#!/MEATBALLROLL)

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November 27th, 2011, 12:42 pm

scarfu

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MY HONEY ;)

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November 27th, 2011, 12:50 pm

fuckass

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@scarfu GO FART IN A HOLE!!!!!!
nowaitcomeback;;;;;;

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November 27th, 2011, 1:09 pm

vio.

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wowowow Meatball so less moe but shh if I pet you will it calm you

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November 27th, 2011, 1:15 pm

fuckass

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@vio WHAT IS MOE
It sounds DUM--
/calm down e___'e;;
still dumb...

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November 27th, 2011, 5:58 pm

D-Artemisatto

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Roll on me as much as you want ☆BA☆BY☆

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November 27th, 2011, 11:56 pm

brella

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@fuckass: I love you meatball, come here honeybuns

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November 28th, 2011, 12:23 am

fuckass

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@artemi@brella o'___'o wtf STRANGER DANGER!!!

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